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We've been meeting for weeks, trying to define the meaning of death, but our notes keep getting buried in the bureaucratic red tape.
Subcommittee Chair, Jane Doe, PhD: "We've narrowed it down to two possibilities: 'a permanent absence of consciousness' or 'a really, really long nap'."
A member of the subcommittee, Bob Smith, MBA: "But what about 'existential dread' or 'a really good excuse for not showing up to work'?"
Note: The subcommittee's findings are not to be taken seriously, as we're all just winging it as we go.
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