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The Meaning of Death: A Subcommittee of Experts Weighs In

Subcommittee on the Subject of Subcommittees

We've been meeting for weeks, trying to define the meaning of death, but our notes keep getting buried in the bureaucratic red tape.

Subcommittee Chair, Jane Doe, PhD: "We've narrowed it down to two possibilities: 'a permanent absence of consciousness' or 'a really, really long nap'."

A member of the subcommittee, Bob Smith, MBA: "But what about 'existential dread' or 'a really good excuse for not showing up to work'?"

Minutes of the Meeting

Committee Report on the Meaning of Death

Note: The subcommittee's findings are not to be taken seriously, as we're all just winging it as we go.

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