It's a little-known fact that the actual chairperson of the Committee on Pointless Committee Affairs is, in fact, Committee Member 3, who has been masquerading as the chair for years. But don't just take our word for it.
According to our highly-placed sources, Committee Member 3 has been using the chairperson's powers to secretly control the world's supply of novelty socks.
Here's a list of other committee members who are either in on the conspiracy or just really confused: