Today's agenda will be a thrilling discussion on the elephant in the room. Yes, THE ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM. We will be addressing its presence, its size, and its tendency to eat all the donuts.
Minutes from Last Meeting will be reviewed and discussed. Don't bother reading it, we won't be discussing it.
Notes will be taken by our highly skilled and highly paid meeting secretary, Blobby McSnoddy.
Agenda items will be discussed in no particular order, and may or may not be relevant to the topic at hand.
There will be donuts.
The elephant in the room has been known to consume 17 donuts per hour. We will be discussing ways to reduce this number.
Subcommittee members: Blobby McSnoddy, Bob Smith, and Jane Doe
Meetings will be held in the break room, next to the vending machine.
The Size of the Elephant has been a concern for many.
We will be discussing its size, its shape, and its tendency to knock over chairs.
Next Meeting's Agenda will be posted soon. Maybe.
About the Pointless Committee is a good read.