Pointless Committee Agenda
Today's meeting will be held on a Tuesday, at 3:14 PM. Attendance is mandatory, but not really.
Agenda:
- Discuss the importance of procrastination
- Consider the feasibility of turning the office into a giant ball pit
- Debate the merits of using Comic Sans in official documents
- Plan a surprise party for the CEO's birthday (it's not actually his birthday)
- Discuss the possibility of replacing all meetings with just sending emails
Remember, attendance is mandatory, but not really.