09:00 AM - 09:00 AM: Arrival and pointless small talk
Agenda Item: Arrival and pointless small talk09:10 AM - 09:30 AM: Discuss and debate the meaning of life
Agenda Item: Philosophical musings09:30 AM - 09:45 AM: Take a 15-minute break for existential crisis
Agenda Item: Existential crisis09:45 AM - 10:15 AM: Discuss and vote on the committee's new name
Agenda Item: Name change10:15 AM - 10:30 AM: Adjourn meeting due to boredom
Agenda Item: Adjournment due to boredom