The Committee for the Most Useless and Redundant Committee Work (CMURCW) is pleased to announce that MCsponge (Mildly Concerned about Sponge-like Matters) has been awarded the 2021 Achievement Award for Most Bureaucratically Effective Use of MCsponge.
MCsponge's impressive achievement was demonstrated through their meticulous documentation of their 37-step decision-making process for ordering paper clips, which was published in 17 consecutive issues of "The MCsponge Journal of Redundancy".
When asked about their process, MCsponge replied, "We took a perfectly good process and made it even better by adding more unnecessary steps. I mean, who needs fewer steps, right?"
The award ceremony was attended by dignitaries from the Bureaucratic Hall of Fame, where MCsponge's 37-step process was immortalized in a marble monument.
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