Taco Policies
As a committee of highly trained, yet utterly useless experts, we have taken the time to craft the most exhaustive, yet completely irrelevant, policies regarding tacos.
- Taco Tuesday shall be celebrated as the greatest holiday of the year.
- All meetings shall begin with a taco-themed snack.
- No one shall be allowed to use the phrase "I'm not a morning person" within a 5-foot radius of a taco cart.
- Taco Tuesdays shall be celebrated with an additional 30% of productivity, as mandated by the Taco Gods.