Pointless Committee Agenda
Today's Agenda:
- 10:00 AM - Inflated Self-Importance Meeting
- 11:30 AM - Unnecessary Discussion on the Color Scheme of the Meeting Room
- 12:15 PM - Lunch Break (Free Pizza and Overly-Honest Self-Appraisal of Colleagues)
- 1:30 PM - The Committee Chairperson's Birthday Celebration
Committee Members
Budget
Allocated Budget: $1,000,000 (or 100% of the department's annual budget)
Actual Budget: $1,000 (and 100% of the committee's creativity and enthusiasm)