Pointless Committee: Agenda Item 1

Decision 1: The Great Sock Puppet Conundrum

After hours of debate, the committee has reached a consensus:

Should we, in fact, use sock puppets as our official spokespersons for all public events?

Pros:

• They're already here, we just need to dust them off.
• We can use old socks, reducing waste and saving money on new purchases.

Cons:

• They might steal the show, making us look like fools.
• We risk being sued by Disney for IP infringement.

Vote: Cast Your Vote

Related Decisions: Decision 2: Mandatory Coffee Breaks, Decision 3: The Chairperson's Right to Wear Pajamas

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