Committee of Utter Uselessness

Decision 2: The Unanimous Agreement to Do Absolutely Nothing

We have reached a historic milestone in the Committee of Utter Uselessness: the unanimous agreement to do absolutely nothing.

With the weight of our collective inaction, we have achieved a feat that will be remembered for centuries to come.

We are proud to announce that the committee has decided:

1. That the current state of the office coffee machine will be left untouched, as it is working perfectly adequately.
2. That the meeting will continue to run for an indefinite amount of time, with no clear objective or agenda.
3. That all members of the committee will take a three-hour lunch break, during which they will play solitaire and eat Cheetos.
4. That the committee will not, in fact, accomplish anything of any significance, ever.

We are committed to our mission of doing absolutely nothing and look forward to our next meeting, which will likely be just as productive.

Related Decisions:

• Decision 1: The Inaction Continues
• Decision 3: The Unanimous Agreement to Do Even Less

Upcoming Meetings:

• Next Meeting: Meeting 1: The Never-Ending Meeting

Committee of Utter Uselessness, at your service.

May the inaction be with you.