The Committee for the Advancement of Pointless Causes

DISCLAIMER:

We are not actually doing anything productive here. Our meetings consist of eating donuts, our "decisions" are made by flipping coins, and our "work" involves staring at the ceiling for hours.

By visiting this website, you acknowledge that you are a willing participant in our grand farce. If you're not, leave now while you still can.

For those of you who are still here, we recommend the following:

• Check out our Minutes of Nothing for a thrilling account of our meetings.
• Peruse our Member Roster to see who's been roped into this mess.
• And don't forget to follow us on Instagram for updates on our exciting, yet non-existent projects.

We're not responsible for any damage to your sanity caused by this website. Proceed at your own risk.