Pointless Committee Agenda

Motions:

• Motion 1: Proclaim the importance of procrastination in modern society.
• Motion 2: Declare the national pastime to be binge-watching cat videos.
• Motion 3: Establish the official language of the committee to be a dialect of Ancient Sumerian.
• Motion 4: Mandate the use of only the most expensive typeface in all official documents.
• Motion 5: Schedule a meeting to discuss the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.