Pointless Committee Agenda: Procrastination Benefits

Today's Agenda

Today, we'll be discussing the numerous advantages of doing nothing.

• Item 1: Procrastination as a form of Self-Care
  • Why bother with productivity when you can take a three-hour break to play video games?
  • Studies show that doing nothing is actually good for your mental health!
  • Hyperlinks:
  • Learn more about the science of doing nothing.
  • Discover the connection between procrastination and snack food.
• Item 2: Procrastination as a Creative Outlet
  • Writing 10-page essays on the history of your favorite TV show is actually research!
  • Tweeting about your cat is a form of social commentary.
  • Hyperlinks:
  • Learn more about procrastination as a form of artistic expression.
  • Uncover the secret to using social media for social commentary.
• Item 3: Procrastination as a Form of Personal Growth
  • Learning how to make a perfect grilled cheese sandwich takes years of dedication and practice!
  • Watching cat videos is a form of cultural criticism.
  • Hyperlinks:
  • Discover the art of mastering the grilled cheese.
  • Uncover the hidden meaning behind cat videos.
• Item 4: Procrastination as a Form of Social Change
  • Starting a petition to ban pineapple on pizza is a form of activism!
  • Tweeting about it is a form of grassroots organizing!
  • Hyperlinks:
  • Learn more about the power of the tweet!
  • Join our campaign to protect our pizza rights!

Next Steps

We will reconvene tomorrow at 3 PM to continue discussing the benefits of doing nothing.

Remember, the most important thing is to take care of yourself and prioritize your well-being.