Committee of Pointless Reporting Requirements: Paperwork

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			CONFIDENTIAL: Committee of Pointless Reporting Requirements
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			**Agenda Item 1: Filing Folders in Alphabetical Order**

			* Assign a color-coding system to the folders
			* Ensure the folders do not touch the edges of the desk
			* Implement a system of rewards for the folder-tamer

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			**Agenda Item 2: Reporting on Non-Reporting**

			* Develop a 10-page guide on the importance of not reporting
			* Conduct a study on the effects of non-reporting on productivity
			* Create a flowchart to illustrate the steps of not reporting

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			**Agenda Item 3: Committee Member Perks**

			* Free donuts for all committee members
			* Extra breaks for all committee members
			* A 10% discount on all office supplies

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