Committee of Pointless Purposeness - Agenda for the Ages

Meeting Minutes - 20XX-XX-XX

We, the members of the Committee of Pointless Purposeness, have gathered to discuss the most absurd, the most frivolous, the most utterly pointless agenda in the land.

Today's meeting will be dedicated to the all-important topic: "Funding for the sake of funding". Because, you know, someone has to fund all these unnecessary committees.

Subcommittee 1: "The Art of Doing Nothing"

Our esteemed subcommittee, led by the fearless and highly-paid Chair Prophets, will delve into the depths of inactivity, exploring the nuances of procrastination and the thrill of doing nothing.

Join them on their quest to redefine the art of productivity.

• Read the Paradoxical Meeting Minutes
• Review the Committee Bylaws (for a good laugh)

Subcommittee 2: "The Science of Doing Nothing"

Our other subcommittee, led by the brilliant and highly-paid Assistant Chair Prophets, will investigate the physics of inactivity, exploring the principles of inertia and the thrill of inaction.

Join them on their groundbreaking research into the nothingness of existence.

• Read the Committee Bylaws (for a good laugh)
• Section 7B: The Art of Inaction (a real page)