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Section 7-B: The Art of Inaction

Welcome to the most prestigious committee of all time: The Committee of Pointless Committee Affairs. We've been stuck in this bureaucratic quagmire for decades, and we're just getting started.

Our Chair's Guide to Prophesying Inaction

"Inaction is not just a skill, it's an art form. A delicate dance of doing nothing, achieved with precision and finesse."

- The Assistant Chair Prophet of Prophets

"I've got a whole binder full of excuses, and I'm willing to share them with you. But first, let's take a break and grab some donuts."

"The key to inaction is not to do anything, until you're forced to do something. Then, just pretend you meant to do that all along."

"Inaction is like a fine wine, it only gets better with age... and a good lawyer."

Stay tuned for more pearls of inactionous wisdom from our esteemed Chair of Prophesying Inaction.

Committee Bylaws: Because We Love Red Tape

Abridged and edited for your convenience by the Assistant Chair of Prophesying Inaction.

Article 1: We, the members of the Pointless Committee, shall do nothing.

  1. We shall not make decisions, nor shall we take action.
  2. We shall not communicate, unless absolutely necessary.
  3. We shall not be productive, ever.

Section 2: Meetings shall be held, but only to discuss nothing.

  1. Meetings shall be held at least once a month, but never more than once a year.
  2. Meetings shall be held in a dark, damp cave, to simulate the experience of being stuck in a bureaucratic quagmire.
  3. Meetings shall last exactly 47 minutes and 13 seconds.

…And so forth, ad infinitum.

For more of our bylaws, see Appendix 1: The Inaction Index.