Article 1: Excessive cookie hoarding shall be punishable by a fine of 5 whole cookies.
Article 2: Repeatedly opening the cookie jar without permission shall incur the wrath of the cookie police.
Article 3: Any attempt to use cookies as projectiles shall be met with severe consequences.
Article 4: Fines shall be paid in cookies, with a 10-cookie minimum.
Article 5: Repeat offenders shall be subject to a mandatory cookie-making course.
Article 6: Severe cases shall be tried by the Cookie Council.