Pointless Committee: Subcommittee of Superfluous Spending

Agenda for the Meeting on [Insert Date]

Presented by: The Chairperson of the Subcommittee

1. Discussion of the Meaning of "Pointless"

Definition: A committee meeting that has no discernible purpose or goal.

2. Debate on the Merits of Spending Money on This

We will discuss the importance of spending money on this committee, even though nobody really knows what it does.

Subcommittee Members will be treated to a free lunch of stale crackers and warm soda.

• Agenda Item 1: The History of Pointlessness
• Agenda Item 2: The Art of Doing Nothing
• Agenda Item 3: The Ethics of Procrastination