Current Pledges:
- Donor 3: The Mysterious Benefactor of Bureaucracy - $1
- Donor 1: The Enigmatic Patron of Redundancy - $5
- Donor 2: The Elusive Patron of Pointlessness - $10
Our current total is a grand total of: $16
Pledge Tiers:
Our pledge tiers are as follows:
- Bronze Tier: The 'I have 5 dollars to my name' Tier - $5
- Silver Tier: The 'I have a spare 20 bucks' Tier - $20
- Gold Tier: The 'I'm basically a millionaire' Tier - $1000
Why Pledge to us?
We are a committee so utterly devoid of purpose, that our very existence is a testament to the human spirit's ability to waste time and resources on things of no real value.
By pledging to our cause, you will be directly contributing to the continued existence of a committee with no actual impact on society, and thus, the world will be a slightly less interesting place.