Pointless Committee Agenda

Fundraising for Large Donors

Meetings will be held in a luxurious, smoke-filled room. Refreshments will be provided, courtesy of our generous donors.

• Wednesday, March 15th: Meeting with the Donor of the Month, Mr. Johnson. He will regale us with tales of his philanthropic exploits.
• Thursday, March 16th: Lunch with the Donor of the Donors, Mrs. Smith. She will treat us to an endless buffet of caviar and champagne.

Subcommittees:

• Donor Identification
• Lobbying for More Donors

Remember, every donation, no matter how small, is a step closer to achieving our goal of doing absolutely nothing.