Pointless Committee Agenda
Fundraising for Large Donors
Meetings will be held in a luxurious, smoke-filled room. Refreshments will be provided, courtesy of our generous donors.
- Wednesday, March 15th: Meeting with the Donor of the Month, Mr. Johnson. He will regale us with tales of his philanthropic exploits.
- Thursday, March 16th: Lunch with the Donor of the Donors, Mrs. Smith. She will treat us to an endless buffet of caviar and champagne.
Subcommittees:
Remember, every donation, no matter how small, is a step closer to achieving our goal of doing absolutely nothing.