FUNDRAISING & LOBBYING COMMITTEE

A committee for people who have nothing better to do.

Annual Report

We meet once a week to discuss how we can waste more time and taxpayer dollars.

Our motto: "We're not lazy, we're just... redefining efficiency."

Meet our members:

Bertie the Bureaucrat

Bertie has spent 20 years in the public sector and has mastered the art of doing nothing.

Luna the Lobbyist

Luna has a Ph.D. in making promises she can't keep.

Tom the Tattler

Tom has a talent for talking, but not actually doing anything.