We meet once a week to discuss how we can waste more time and taxpayer dollars.
Our motto: "We're not lazy, we're just... redefining efficiency."
Meet our members:
Bertie the Bureaucrat
Bertie has spent 20 years in the public sector and has mastered the art of doing nothing.
Luna the Lobbyist
Luna has a Ph.D. in making promises she can't keep.
Tom the Tattler
Tom has a talent for talking, but not actually doing anything.