Overly Ambitious Projects

Subcommittee for Totally Unnecessary Research

We're committed to finding the most extravagant, over-the-top projects that will never, ever come to fruition. But we're gonna try, right?

Current Projects:

• Project: Space Colonies for the Inevitable Alien Invasion ($10 million budget)
• Project: The Infinite Art Piece That Will Never End (indefinite budget)
• Project: The Self-Sustaining, Self-Perpetuating Energy Source That Will Never Work ($50 billion budget)

Meet the Team:

• Chairperson, Bob 'The Visionary' Johnson
• Vice Chair, Dr. Jane 'The Unconquerable' Smith
• Project Manager, Alex 'The Optimistic' Lee