Our Genius has deemed it necessary to allocate $10,000 to a project that involves building a rollercoaster in the middle of the city, just to see how close we can get it to a functioning prototype without actually building it.

We are proud to announce that our Genius has also decided to create a new, completely unnecessary species of jellyfish that will only exist in the confines of our conference room.

And, of course, who could forget the pièce de résistance - a 10-foot-tall statue of our Genius, made entirely out of recycled plastic bottles and a few dozen failed attempts at making a decent lasagna.

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