Committee Minutes - Agenda Item 4: Unnecessary Spending

Meeting called to discuss the feasibility of buying 1000 unnecessary widgets.
- Motion made to purchase widgets, seconded by member 42.
- Motion voted on, result: 5-0 in favor of buying widgets.
- Committee members present: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
Member 42 noted that the widgets were not actually needed, but the committee voted to buy them anyway.
- prophets of doom and despair spoke out against the prophets of progress and prosperity.
- The committee members who were present were all confused, but still voted in favor of the widgets.
A motion to reevaluate the purchase was made, but was shot down by the committee chair.
- The committee chair was seen walking out of the meeting, laughing maniacally with a bag of widgets.
- The committee members present were left wondering if the chair was sane, but still voted in favor of the widgets.