Meeting Minutes - Utter Absurdity Sub-Committee on Unnecessary Expenses

**Meeting Summary:** The Utter Absurdity Sub-Committee on Unnecessary Expenses held a meeting of utter chaos and confusion. The committee members discussed various ways to spend more money on unnecessary items.

Agenda Items:

• Item 1: Unnecessary Desk Superglue - $1000 to buy a giant bottle of superglue to fix non-existent holes in committee chairs.
• Item 2: Unnecessary Expensive Pens - $500 to buy a set of pens that play the Macarena when you shake them.
• Item 3: Futuristic Desk Plants - $2000 for 3 plants that only grow on Tuesdays.

Actions:

Due to a lack of clear communication, the committee failed to reach a consensus on the above items. However, it was agreed that the superglue and pens will be purchased immediately, as they will likely be a great conversation starter at the next committee meeting.

**Next Meeting:** The next meeting will be held in 6 months to discuss the plants, which will be delivered on Tuesday.

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