We, the Subcommittee of Utter Absurdity, proudly present our agenda:
Charitable Giving Quiz: Because Who Needs Actual Help?
Philanthropic Potluck: Bring a Dish to Impress the Homeless
Scholarship for the Pretend Artist: Because Everyone Needs a Free Paintbrush
We are NOT a real charity. But hey, who needs actual aid when you can have a good time?