Who Should Be the New Vice-Chairperson?
We are seeking a new Vice-Chairperson to join our Committee on Committee Affairs. The ideal candidate should be a master of the mundane, a virtuoso of verbosity, and a sultan of soporific meetings.
We are looking for someone who can:
- Speak for 5 minutes without saying anything
- Read the minutes of the last meeting for 3 hours
- Make eye contact with their chairperson while saying "uh-huh" 12 times in a row
Please submit your applications, including a cover letter, CV, and a 50-page essay on the importance of committee meetings.