Agenda for the Day
- 02:00 PM - Boring Briefings
- 03:15 PM - Meeting
- 04:45 PM - Slacking
- 06:00 PM - Coffee Break (YOU ARE HERE)
- 07:00 PM - Funeral for Productivity
Important Committee Decisions
- Resolution 1: We should probably do something.
- Resolution 2: Maybe we should also do that other thing.
- Resolution 3: Let's just take a nap instead.
Subcommittee Meetings
- 02:30 PM - Coffee Sniffing Subcommittee
- 03:45 PM - Bureaucratic Bureaucracy Subcommittee
- 05:00 PM - Prolonged Paperwork Subcommittee
Remember, the most important thing to do at this meeting is to pretend you are paying attention.
Side Effects of this meeting may include but are not limited to: Side Effects Report