Meeting with Manager from HR - Pointless Committee Agenda

Today's meeting with Manager from HR will be a real treat. Topics of discussion will include:

The best ways to microwave a frozen pizza in the break room

Discussion will focus on proper defrosting techniques and the benefits of reheating a pizza in the break room, rather than at home.

Learn more about the science of microwaving

The importance of using Comic Sans as the company font

This topic will cover the aesthetic benefits of using Comic Sans, including its ability to evoke feelings of nostalgia and utter despair.

Join the debate: To Comic Sans or not to Comic Sans?

The ethics of using a company-issued laptop for personal browsing history

This discussion will delve into the moral implications of browsing cat videos during work hours and the blurred lines between work and personal life.

Explore the grey areas of laptop usage

Other topics will be discussed at the discretion of the Manager from HR. Attendance is mandatory, unless you have a prior commitment... or a good excuse.

See you there, suckers!