As Secretary to the Pointless Committee, I, John, am pleased to present my report on the committee's activities for the past week.

		
			

				Weekly Report
				
    
					
  • Met for 5 minutes to discuss the importance of doing something
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  • Decided to do something else
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  • Spent 3 hours on the phone trying to reach the chairperson
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  • Failed to reach the chairperson
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  • Wrote this report in 5 minutes
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Key takeaways:

Nothing of note was accomplished this week.

However, we did manage to achieve something, but it was just a coincidence.