Pointless Committee Agenda - Minutes

Meeting Minutes - Committee of the Utterly Useless

Meeting Date: 30th February 2022 (Note: We know it's not real, but we're trying to be optimistic)

Attendees:

• John Doe - Chairperson of Utterly Useless Things
• Jane Smith - Expert on Pointless Projects
• Bob Johnson - Consultant on Absolutely Any Topic

Agenda:

• Item 1: Discuss the merits of watching paint dry
• Item 2: Debate the importance of collecting antique teapots
• Item 3: Consider the feasibility of building a bridge to nowhere

Decisions:

We decided that:

• We will definitely watch the paint dry at some point
• We will definitely start an antique teapot collection
• We will definitely not build the bridge to nowhere because, well, it's just a bridge to nowhere

Next Meeting: To be announced (but probably on a Tuesday)

Hyperlink to Subpages:

• Appendix of Utterly Useless Facts
• Decisions Justifications - A Treatise on Why We Did What We Did
• The Great Teapot Debate - A Summary of the Discussion

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