MINUTES OF THE AWARENESS IS A CLUB MEETING

Present: Bob, Jane, and Joe. Absent: Nobody.

Meeting started at 2:00 PM. Purpose: Discussing the meaninglessness of existence.

Agenda:

• 2:00 - 2:15 PM: Introduction to the crushing despair of being alive
• 2:15 - 2:30 PM: Debate on the futility of trying to make a difference
• 2:30 - 3:00 PM: Snack break (goldfish crackers and tap water)

Discussion:

Bob: "I'm telling you, folks, it's just not worth it. We're all just specks of dust in the grand scheme of thingschartInstance."

Agree with Bob

Jane: "But what about the meaning of life?! We have to find it, we have to make it!"

Disagree with Jane

• Decision: We're all just here for the snacks.

Adjourned at 3:15 PM.

Bob, Chair