The cloud mascot shall be a sphere with a diameter of exactly 500 pixels. Any deviation from this specification shall be considered a serious offense.
Section 2: Cloud Mascot Shape VariationsThe cloud mascot shall be a gradient of bright, eye-searing yellows, ranging from #ffff00 to #ff9900.
Section 3: Cloud Mascot Color VariationsThe cloud mascot shall have a subtle, yet menacing, texture resembling the surface of a ripe, fluffy kumquat.
Section 4: Cloud Mascot Texture VariationsThe cloud mascot shall move in a jerky, unnatural manner, as if it's trying to convey a sense of urgency while simultaneously conveying a sense of complete apathy.
Section 5: Cloud Mascot Movement and Animation VariationsThe cloud mascot shall be accompanied by a sound effect that's 90% a gentle whooshing, 10% a distant, muffled meowing.
Section 6: Cloud Mascot Sound Effects VariationsThe cloud mascot shall interact with the user in a completely unpredictable manner, possibly by staring at them for exactly 7 seconds, then looking away.
Section 7: Cloud Mascot Interaction VariationsThe cloud mascot is a safety hazard. Do not approach. Do not touch. Do not look directly at. Repeat this warning in a loop until the user's eyes burn.