Cloud Mascot Specifications

Motion 1 of Pointless Committee Agenda

Section 1: Cloud Mascot Shape and Size

The cloud mascot shall be a sphere with a diameter of exactly 500 pixels. Any deviation from this specification shall be considered a serious offense.

Section 2: Cloud Mascot Shape Variations

Section 2: Cloud Mascot Color Scheme

The cloud mascot shall be a gradient of bright, eye-searing yellows, ranging from #ffff00 to #ff9900.

Section 3: Cloud Mascot Color Variations

Section 3: Cloud Mascot Textures

The cloud mascot shall have a subtle, yet menacing, texture resembling the surface of a ripe, fluffy kumquat.

Section 4: Cloud Mascot Texture Variations

Section 4: Cloud Mascot Movement and Animation

The cloud mascot shall move in a jerky, unnatural manner, as if it's trying to convey a sense of urgency while simultaneously conveying a sense of complete apathy.

Section 5: Cloud Mascot Movement and Animation Variations

Section 5: Cloud Mascot Sound Effects

The cloud mascot shall be accompanied by a sound effect that's 90% a gentle whooshing, 10% a distant, muffled meowing.

Section 6: Cloud Mascot Sound Effects Variations

Section 6: Cloud Mascot Interactions

The cloud mascot shall interact with the user in a completely unpredictable manner, possibly by staring at them for exactly 7 seconds, then looking away.

Section 7: Cloud Mascot Interaction Variations

Section 7: Cloud Mascot Safety Precautions

The cloud mascot is a safety hazard. Do not approach. Do not touch. Do not look directly at. Repeat this warning in a loop until the user's eyes burn.

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