By order of the Pointless Committee, we hereby establish the following motion:
This motion proposes that procrastination be recognized as a legitimate and valuable skill. It argues that the ability to delay tasks and put things off until the last minute is a sign of great character and will be rewarded with a free coffee machine for the committee room.
This motion outlines the benefits of doing absolutely nothing productive. It suggests that a well-crafted daydream can be just as valuable as a well-crafted report, and that the art of staring out the window is an underappreciated skill.
This motion argues that boredom is not the enemy, but rather a necessary step on the path to enlightenment. It proposes that the committee establish a "Boredom Reduction Initiative" to help its members find new and exciting ways to be bored.
Resolution 4: The Right to Be Wrong - This motion will be discussed in the next meeting, or maybe not.
Resolution 5: The Committee Should Probably Just Disband - This motion will be discussed in the next meeting, or maybe not.
Next meeting: Never.
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