Resolution 1: Procrastination Society Meeting Minutes
Meeting called to discuss ways to avoid actual work and responsibilities.
Attendees: 3 (including the Chair, Vice Chair, and 1 guest who wandered in)
Resolution 1: We resolve that the best way to get work done is to not do it at all.
Discussion: Some members argued that this is the only way to get work done, while others proposed a 5-hour lunch break.
Vote: 3-0 in favor of Resolution 1.
Next Meeting: Never
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