Resolution Details:
This resolution is a masterpiece of committee work, a symphony of inefficiency, and a monument to bureaucratic excess. Its purpose is to create a task force to explore the possibility of exploring the possibility of exploring the possibility... of doing something.
- Article 1: Create a new subcommittee to oversee the creation of a new subcommittee.
- Article 2: Establish a new office for the sole purpose of answering the phone and not answering the phone.
- Article 3: Mandate that all meetings be conducted in a state of utter silence, lest someone accidentally say something profound.
Adoption of this resolution will undoubtedly lead to:
Resolution 3: Further Pointlessness and Redundancy
Or, if you prefer, you can view the minutes of the previous meeting.
*Note: This resolution is subject to revision, revision, and further revision.