Resolution 3: The Great Sock Drawer of Doom

Proposed by: Chairperson, Sock Drawer Enthusiast

Resolution 3, also known as "The Great Sock Drawer of Doom," proposes the creation of a new sock drawer in the break room. This drawer shall be stocked with an assortment of novelty socks, including but not limited to: cat faces, rainbow-colored polka dots, and socks that look like miniature donuts.

WHEREAS the current sock drawer situation is a travesty; and

WHEREAS the employees are tired of searching for their favorite socks in the depths of a crowded, chaotic drawer;

BE IT RESOLVED that a new sock drawer shall be constructed, with the following specifications:

1. The drawer shall have a capacity of at least 500 socks.
2. The drawer shall be constructed with a sturdy, 4-ply construction.
3. The drawer shall be stocked with a variety of fun and colorful socks.

RESOLVED, that a subcommittee shall be formed to oversee the implementation of this resolution, including but not limited to:

• A Sock Selection Committee, tasked with the selection of said socks.
• A Drawer Installation Committee, tasked with the installation of the new drawer.
• A Quality Control Committee, tasked with ensuring the drawer does not become too full.

Resolution 4: The Mandatory Pencil Sharpening Policy

Approved by: 1, 2, 3