Because, you know, the fate of humanity hangs in the balance.
Next: Resolution 4 - The Unapprovable Resolution Previous: Resolution 2 - The Not-As-Pointless ResolutionWhereas, the committee has been sitting on its hands for far too long.
Be it therefore resolved, that we shall approve this utterly pointless resolution.
And so, it shall be written in the annals of history: Resolution 3: Approve or Die.
Approved by the Pointless Committee, 2023.