Pointless Committee: Agenda for Session 2

Agenda Item 1: Discuss the merits of using 100% of the committee's time to talk about the weather

Should we spend all our time discussing the intricacies of atmospheric pressure and temperature fluctuations? Or should we focus on more pressing matters?

• Robo-Weather Talk
• Actual Committee Business

Agenda Item 2: Consider forming a subcommittee to investigate why the stapler in the break room is not stapling

The stapler, once a trusty companion to our committee, now lies idle. Is it a conspiracy? A malfunction? A cry for help?

• Robo-Stapler Investigation Subcommittee
• Other Stapler-Related Matters

Agenda Item 3: Elect a committee member to represent the committee in an intergalactic committee of committees