Robot Hamster Division: Next Meeting
The purpose of this meeting is to discuss the finer points of hamster-based productivity and efficiency.
Agenda items include:
- Item 1: Hamster wheel rotation rates and their effect on committee morale
- Item 2: The optimal hamster-to-human ratio for maximum productivity
- Item 3: Implementing a hamster-based time management system
Please come prepared to discuss and debate these crucial issues.