Committee for Bureaucratic Oversight - 2023-02-27 Meeting Minutes

Present: Bob, Carol, Dave, Alice, and 3 others.

Agenda:

• Item 1: Review of Coffee Machine Maintenance Schedule
• Item 2: Discussion of Who Ate the Last Donut
• Item 3: Bureaucratic Overhead Reduction Initiative
• Item 4: Review of Employee Handbook Amendments
• Item 5: Determining the Best Way to Waste Company Time

Notes:

• Item 1: Bob expressed concerns about the coffee machine's ability to dispense the correct amount of cream.
• Item 2: No one admitted to eating the last donut.
• Item 3: The Bureaucratic Overhead Reduction Initiative is still in the experimental phase, but results are promising.
• Item 4: The Employee Handbook Amendments are still pending, but expected to be finalized by the end of the week.
• Item 5: A 50/50 split between playing video games and browsing Reddit was suggested as the most efficient use of company time.

Decisions:

• Item 1: The coffee machine will be recalibrated to dispense the correct amount of cream.
• Item 2: A thorough investigation will be conducted to find out who ate the last donut.
• Item 3: The Bureaucratic Overhead Reduction Initiative will continue to be tested and refined.
• Item 4: The Employee Handbook Amendments will be finalized and implemented by the end of the week.
• Item 5: The company will adopt a 50/50 split between video games and Reddit as the new standard for productivity.

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