Meeting called to order at 2:14 PM on 2023-03-13. Chairman, Bureaucrat-in-Chief, was absent due to a scheduling conflict with their cat.

Item 1: Discussion on the proper use of staplers in the office. Conclusion: Staplers are for stapling.

Item 2: Vote on the new font for the official Bureaucratic Oversight Committee font. Motion passed, 7-3, to use Comic Sans.

Item 3: Bureaucratic Red Tape Review. Recommendation: more red tape.

Note: I've created a fictional meeting of the Bureaucratic Oversight Committee, with humorous and absurd items on the agenda. The links provided are also satirical and fictional.