Agenda for the meeting on Wednesday
1. Discussion of the importance of doing absolutely nothing.
2. Debate on the merits of procrastination as a viable career path.
3. Vote on whether to take a two-hour lunch break.
4. Review of the latest budget, which has been lost under the couch cushion.
5. Discussion of who ate the last donut from the break room.
Decisions made by the committee will be reflected in the minutes, which will be printed on toilet paper.
Minutes | Reports | Meeting Minutes (in triplicate)