Infinite Loops Committee Agenda - Pointless Committee

Meeting Minutes - 2024-02-27

Resolution 1: Infinite Loops in the Break Room

• Discussion on the feasibility of implementing a 24-hour coffee machine in the break room.
• Proposal to install a treadmill in the break room for employees who want to multitask.

Resolution 2: The Infinite Loop of Meetings

• Discussion on whether to schedule meetings for every hour of the day, including weekends.
• Proposal to have a meeting during every commercial break on a TV show.

Resolution 3: The Infinite Loop of Jokes

• Discussion on the best way to tell the same old joke to new hires.
• Proposal to create a joke database for easy access.

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