Pointless Committee - Agenda

Meeting Minutes - 2023-02-27

Why do we need sleep? Is it just a myth perpetuated by the sleep industry to sell us more pillows and mattresses?

We discussed the following tangential points:

• Is it true that cats sleep all day because they're secretly plotting against us?
• Do sleepless nights actually give you superpowers like the ability to see in the dark?
• Is it possible to survive on a diet of only coffee and dreams?

Next meeting: Do Cats Have Nine Lives?

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