Today's Budget Meeting: A Journey of Endless Delays
Present: Bob the Secretary, Jane the Chair, Joe the Guy Who Forgot His Lunch, and Sue the Intern Who's Only Job Is to Make Copies of the Minutes.
Agenda:
| 09:00 - 09:30 AM: Introduction and Sycophantic Apologies | 09:30 - 10:30 AM: Discuss Whether We Should Really Get That New Coffee Machine (again) | 10:30 - 11:30 AM: Break. Someone brought donuts. | 11:30 - 12:30 PM: In-Depth Analysis of the Color Scheme of the New Report Template |
| Secret Meeting 2023-01-02 (Private Invitation Only) | Budget Meeting 2023-01-03: Because We Clearly Ran Out of Ideas | Committee Social 2023-01-04: Free Pizza! | Emergency Meeting 2023-01-05: Someone Left the Coffee Machine On |
Remember: All times subject to change based on who shows up and how many donuts are eaten.