Pointless Committee: Advanced Leave Strategies for the Bureaucratic Soul

Chapter 3: Creative Leave Strategies

Are you tired of being stuck in the office? Do you dream of freedom and adventure? Do you want to leave your coworkers and the coffee machine behind? Look no further! This chapter covers advanced leave strategies for the most creative and daring individuals.

Here are a few of our favorites:

1. The "Sudden Departure":

Learn more about this bold strategy.

2. The "Fake Meeting":

Read about how to make it look like you're doing work while actually escaping.

3. The "Phoney Phone Call":

Discover the art of making it seem like you're working from a remote location while actually on a beach.

4. The "Bureaucratic Loop":

Learn how to turn your leave into an endless cycle of meetings and approvals.

5. The "HR Escape":

Find out how to turn your HR department into your personal getaway.

And that's not all! We have more leave strategies for the bold and the brave. Keep reading to learn about the "Vacation Veto" and the "Leave-ification of the Mind".

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