Advanced Red Tape Strategies
Welcome, fellow committee members, to the Committee on Pointless Committee Agendas. Here, we've compiled some advanced techniques for optimizing red tape.
- 1. Strategy 1: The Art of Just Sitting in a Meeting
- 2. Strategy 2: Creating Multiple Spreadsheets
- 3. Strategy 3: Filling out Redundant Forms
Remember, the key to effective red tape is to never actually accomplish anything, but to merely appear to be doing so.
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