Acro-Nym Glossary

Because who needs clarity when you can have confusion?

AFK (Always Forget to Know): When you pretend to understand something, but secretly have no idea.
BAU (Bureaucratic Acronym Utterance): When you use jargon to confuse and obfuscate.
CTC (Circular Thinking Cycle): When you repeat the same phrase until it becomes true.
DTB (Departmental Technical Bulletin): A memo that explains nothing, but sounds important.
ETC (Evidently Theoretical Concept): When you use buzzwords to sound smart, while actually having no idea.
MTF (Mandatory Technical Fix): A patch that breaks more things than it fixes.
NPC (Non-Personal Computer): When the computer is in charge, and you're just along for the ride.
PIT (Pain In The...): A meeting that's longer than it's worth.
RAT (Ridiculously Absurd Term): When you use words that are longer than the concept itself.
TMI (Too Much Information): When the meeting is longer than it's worth, but you still have to attend.