The Committee of the Utterly Unimportant

Committee of the Utterly Unimportant, Department of Bureaucratic Red Tape

Bureaucratic Red Tape Safety Guidelines Bureaucratic Red Tape Best Practices

Bureaucratic Red Tape Hazards

Warning: Bureaucratic red tape can be treacherous. Proceed with caution.

Hazards of Bureaucratic Red Tape:

1. Excessive Form Filling: Be prepared to fill out forms in triplicate, with multiple copies of your birth certificate, driver's license, and proof of citizenship.

2. Interminable Meetings: Engage in lengthy discussions with committee members who have nothing to say.

3. Bureaucratic Jargon: Learn to decipher the arcane terminology used by our esteemed committee members.

4. Red Tape Requisitions: Be prepared to requisition additional forms, reports, and other documents ad infinitum.

5. The Dreaded Phone Tree: Navigate our labyrinthine phone system to reach a human being who can assist you.

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